I love to mess with people. Plain and simple. So rather than the basic, “Ways to piss off a girl” post (because let’s be honest, what doesn’t piss a girl off?) I decided to switch it up. After 21 years of living in a man cave, I have gotten to be pretty good at figuring out what would push a man’s buttons. So ladies, if you’re anything like me and want to spice life up a little or just be a little shit because you can, here are some fun and creative ways to mess with your man. Have fun 🙂
- Leave bobby pins and/or ponytails everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
- Pull the “I want a baby” prank.
- Hit “log out of all devices” on his Netflix account, then run for your life.
- Suggest that you want to test if blue balls are real.
- Pull the “We need to talk,” line in random public places.
- Pretend like you’re going to kiss him, then sneeze. Or yawn.
- Ask him to help you make a tinder profile.
- Eat any and all of his leftovers. This will be more effective if you eat them in front of him.
- That being said … always chew with your mouth open. When he says something about it, ask him why he’s calling you fat.
- Talk about how impressive/attractive another guy was at the gym.
- Tell Siri on his phone to address him as “asshole.”
- Walk into the room and change the channel without asking or explaining why. This is most effective when he’s watching ESPN.
- Reply to all of his messages with “K.” Okay, this is basic, but it still is one thing that pisses people off.
- Put all of his Xbox/PS4 games in the wrong cases. Seriously, set up a camera or something. You won’t want to miss that reaction.
- Insist he makes you dinner, then claim to not be hungry when he finishes cooking.
- Invite your girl friends to one-on-one time.
- Ask stupid questions every five minutes during a movie. This is much more effective if you’ve both seen the movie several times.
- Play on your phone whenever he’s trying to talk to you.
- Respond to everything with “Why?” Guys hate when you question everything they say or do.
- Find a new celebrity man crush and set him as your phone background.
- Take a screenshot of his desktop, hide or get rid of the icons on the desktop, and then make that screenshot his new wallpaper. This is especially effective if he is a computer engineer or computer science major.
